- What do you call a turtle chef? – A slow cooker.
- What kind of jokes do turtles tell? – Shell-larious ones.
- What do turtles use to communicate? – A shell-phone.
- What type of photos does a turtle love to take? – Shellfies.
- What does a turtle need to ride a bike? – A shell-met.
- Why did the turtle cross the road? – To get to the shell station.
- Why can’t a tortoise eat McDonald’s food? – Because it is too slow for fast food!
- What do you call a lesson on turtles? – A turtorial.
- What happens when your kids want to buy a tortoise? – You shell out a lot of money.
- What do you call an exceptionally large tortoise? – A Tur-tall.
* What snakes are found on cars?
– Windshield vipers!
* How do snakes weigh themselves?
– With their scales!
* Why are snakes hard to trick?
– No one can pull their leg!
* Why did the boa constrictors get married?
– They had a crush on each other!
* Why couldn’t the snake talk?
– He had a frog in his throat!
* What do you get when you cross a snake and a dessert?
– A pie-thon!
* What did the snake put on his floor?
– Rep-tiles!
* What snakes are found on cars?
– Windshield vipers!
* How do snakes weigh themselves?
– With their scales!
* Why are snakes hard to trick?
– No one can pull their leg!
* Why did the boa constrictors get married?
– They had a crush on each other!
* Why couldn’t the snake talk?
– He had a frog in his throat!
* What do you get when you cross a snake and a dessert?
– A pie-thon!
* What did the snake put on his floor?
– Rep-tiles!
3.) Did you hear about the stampede of otters that broke free from the aquarium?
It was otter chaos.
4.) How did the otter fly the plane?
He put it on otterpilot.
5.) What advice did the seal give to the beaver?
Always be kind to otters.
It was otter chaos.
4.) How did the otter fly the plane?
He put it on otterpilot.
5.) What advice did the seal give to the beaver?
Always be kind to otters.